Help me! I just found out that I'm a teapot!?

I just found out that my whole life was a lie! The person I thought was my dad isn't! My dad is actually a famous singer named The Little Teapot known for his hit "I'm A Little Teapot".. you know him.. the teapon that's on drugs now.. And I can't handle this.. My mum always said that my arm are connected together like a handle because I was just born like that, and that my nose looked like a spout because it was ment to be like that.. But it was all a lie! I can't trust anyone anymore! I am trying to find my real dad, but I don't know where to begin at.. HELP!!!!!